Wednesday, March 25, 2015

11 things you hear if you move Abroad




     1.     Kya karte ho sara din- counting stars! Yes, I am literally living One Republican’s dream!  I have nothing better to do since I can’t make any money coz I am on H4.

2.     Kahan kahan ghume? – yes, we are always on the road, my husband is getting paid to travel (you thought he came here for work? Blah! )

     3.     Mauj kar rahi ho tum to- hell yeah, I am in a live Yash Chopra film, I sit pretty all day and get fed!

     4.     Kaisa hai U.S.?- nothing like they show in sit-coms, people do not gather always in one coffee shop and gossip all time.

    5.     Baccha kyun nai kar lete?- yahan aake baccha nai kia to kya kia! If you have no other work, better have a baby and make yourself busy!

    6.     Khana bnane mai perfect ho gai hogi- Bilkul, I eat cooking, I walk cooking, I sleep cooking, I dream cooking, that’s all I do. Plus cleaning, dusting, groceries, everything is on me, I am on my way to become a perfect home maker!

    7.     Aur Indians hai wahan?- Indians are everywhere, You go to Sunnywale, it’s the next mini India there.

    8.     Bade paise kama loge – yes only if you don’t spend anything at all! Or may be if you are a bachelor, there is still some chance of becoming mini-rich.

    9.     Sehat bna lo- if it was so easy, I would have been obese by now. Baithe baithe sehat nai banti.

   10. Do logon ka khana bnane mai tym hi kitna lagta hai- Be it cooking for 2 or 4, it takes same amount of time almost. So, cooking for 2 is not by any magic wand.


   11. Kuch padh lo- Bilkul! Aapna kaha aur admission mil gya!

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